Posted 1 hour ago

serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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wait there’s PORN on netflix?

(Source: kaijuno)

Posted 1 hour ago

darklukes:

I WAS WATCHING PITCH PERFECT AND I WAS LIKE IVE SEEN THAT SMIRK AND HEARD THAT VOICE BEFORE

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I FIGURED OUT WHO HE IS

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OMFG

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 2 hours ago

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying
Posted 2 hours ago

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

hyperactivetardis:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

cheefkief:

sicut-es-unda:

Grass cells under a microscope.

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY

"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"

that was the cutest thing I have ever read

Posted 3 hours ago

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(Source: decrepitar)